Public Service Announcement Greetings Fairmontians, The Citizens Auxiliary Police of Pyrotechnics known more so by its acronym (CAPP) asked the Pepperoni Roll to pass on the yearly reminder for laws of detonation of fireworks within the city limits of Fairmont.…
Dear Mothman, I’m writing to you today as a young man in dire need of guidance. I’d prefer to use an alias as this is a touchy subject, so call me Kip. I’m about to enter my senior year at…
Dearest Fairmont, Hi, it’s me! The Mothman, the 7-foot winged enigma with glowing red eyes and a metabolism built entirely on adrenaline and processed meat products. I usually keep mysterious things flying through the night, avoid cameras, and make bridges…
Fairmont, WV – A culinary revolution is brewing, and it smells suspiciously like cilantro and simmering carne asada. Forget the pepperoni roll’s iron grip on the local palate; three new Mexican restaurants are poised to turn this quiet Appalachian town…
Dear Mothman, My name is Deborah Manchin. I’m a 3rd cousin to Joe Manchin so I have some pull in this state. I’m a concerned citizen of Beverly Hills, Fairmont, West Virginia. I’m writing to you because I’m at my…
Remember the Fairmont Connector? That shining beacon of progress, promising to whisk you from downtown Fairmont to I-79 in a jiffy? Well, forget about it. These days, it’s more like a one-way ticket to a suspension-shattering, tire-exploding, alignment-ruining adventure. Gone…
Let’s talk about pepperoni rolls, folks. A staple of West Virginian cuisine, these delightful bundles of dough and cured meat are as essential to Fairmont as the Tygart Valley River and those random “Rustic Charm” yard signs you see at…