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  • Morgantown News, West Virginia News

Scientists Discover New Species of Firefly, Name it “Country Roads Firefly”

MORGANTOWN, WV – In a discovery that’s sure to light up the hearts (and backyards) of West Virginians, researchers at West Virginia A & M have announced the identification of a new species of firefly. This remarkable insect, distinguished by…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • February 4, 2025
  • Morgantown NewsWest Virginia News
Save French Creek Freddie's Job
  • West Virginia News

French Creek Freddie Files for Unemployment After Federal Budget Cuts Two Days After Uplifting Prediction

French Creek, WV – French Creek Freddie, the state’s most famous groundhog and weather prognosticator, has announced that he has filed for unemployment benefits after his position was eliminated due to federal budget cuts. Freddie, who has been predicting the…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • February 2, 2025
  • West Virginia News
The Pepperoni Roll Apocalypse
  • Fairmont Opinion, West Virginia News

Why Fairmont Needs to Press Pause on Pepperoni Rolls: A Pasty Dilemma

Let’s talk about pepperoni rolls, folks. A staple of West Virginian cuisine, these delightful bundles of dough and cured meat are as essential to Fairmont as the Tygart Valley River and those random “Rustic Charm” yard signs you see at…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • January 30, 2025
  • Fairmont OpinionWest Virginia News
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