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An Open Letter to the People of Fairmont

Dearest Fairmont, Hi, it’s me! The Mothman, the 7-foot winged enigma with glowing red eyes and a metabolism built entirely on adrenaline and processed meat products. I usually keep mysterious things flying through the night, avoid cameras, and make bridges…

  • Mothman
  • June 7, 2025
  • Ask MothmanFairmont OpinionWest Virginia News
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  • Fairmont Opinion, West Virginia News

Taco Armageddon: Fairmont’s Unlikely Mexican Food Boom

Fairmont, WV – A culinary revolution is brewing, and it smells suspiciously like cilantro and simmering carne asada. Forget the pepperoni roll’s iron grip on the local palate; three new Mexican restaurants are poised to turn this quiet Appalachian town…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • March 3, 2025
  • Fairmont OpinionWest Virginia News
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  • Morgantown News, West Virginia News

WVU’s New President: A Mystery Wrapped in Secrecy

Photography Credit: Boyce McCoy of MountainBurst MORGANTOWN, WV – In a move that can only be described as unconventional, slightly confusing, and possibly an attempt to distract from recent controversies. West Virginia University has announced that its next president has…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • February 21, 2025
  • Morgantown NewsWest Virginia News
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