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Barrackville’s Bizarre Battle: The War on “High Beam Hellraisers”

BARRACKVILLE, W.Va. – In a move that has surely sent shivers down the spines of hardened criminals and casual commuters alike, a Marion County Police Chief has bravely stepped forward to unmask the true demons lurking on our well paved…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • July 24, 2025
  • West Virginia News
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  • Fairmont Opinion, Morgantown News, West Virginia News

4th of July West Virginia Fireworks Ordinances for C.A.P.P.

Public Service Announcement Greetings Fairmontians, The Citizens Auxiliary Police of Pyrotechnics known more so by its acronym (CAPP) asked the Pepperoni Roll to pass on the yearly reminder for laws of detonation of fireworks within the city limits of Fairmont.…

  • Seymour Skagnetti
  • July 1, 2025
  • Fairmont OpinionMorgantown NewsWest Virginia News
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  • Ask Mothman, Fairmont Opinion, West Virginia News

Fairmont Senior Looking for Edge in Sports

Dear Mothman, I’m writing to you today as a young man in dire need of guidance. I’d prefer to use an alias as this is a touchy subject, so call me Kip. I’m about to enter my senior year at…

  • Mothman
  • June 15, 2025
  • Ask MothmanFairmont OpinionWest Virginia News
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