Public Service Announcement Greetings Fairmontians, The Citizens Auxiliary Police of Pyrotechnics known more so by its acronym (CAPP) asked the Pepperoni Roll to pass on the yearly reminder for laws of detonation of fireworks within the city limits of Fairmont.…
Fairmont, WV – A culinary revolution is brewing, and it smells suspiciously like cilantro and simmering carne asada. Forget the pepperoni roll’s iron grip on the local palate; three new Mexican restaurants are poised to turn this quiet Appalachian town…
Photography Credit: Boyce McCoy of MountainBurst MORGANTOWN, WV – In a move that can only be described as unconventional, slightly confusing, and possibly an attempt to distract from recent controversies. West Virginia University has announced that its next president has…
Remember the Fairmont Connector? That shining beacon of progress, promising to whisk you from downtown Fairmont to I-79 in a jiffy? Well, forget about it. These days, it’s more like a one-way ticket to a suspension-shattering, tire-exploding, alignment-ruining adventure. Gone…
MORGANTOWN, WV – Once a symbol of unbridled joy and post-victory pandemonium, the humble couch has fallen on hard times in Morgantown. Local furniture retailers are reporting a dramatic slump in couch sales, a phenomenon many attributes to the WVU…
MORGANTOWN, WV – In a discovery that’s sure to light up the hearts (and backyards) of West Virginians, researchers at West Virginia A & M have announced the identification of a new species of firefly. This remarkable insect, distinguished by…
French Creek, WV – French Creek Freddie, the state’s most famous groundhog and weather prognosticator, has announced that he has filed for unemployment benefits after his position was eliminated due to federal budget cuts. Freddie, who has been predicting the…
Let’s talk about pepperoni rolls, folks. A staple of West Virginian cuisine, these delightful bundles of dough and cured meat are as essential to Fairmont as the Tygart Valley River and those random “Rustic Charm” yard signs you see at…
Morgantown, West Virginia has proposed to have the first triple incline entry roundabout in the country. What is a triple incline entry roundabout, you ask? It’s just like the roundabout we have coming off of the Mileground except as a…
