Wings of Wisdom

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From the shadows of Point Pleasant, where the Ohio River whispers tales of the unexplained and the air crackles with an energy that can’t be dismissed as mere folklore, a beacon of wisdom, albeit a darkly humorous one, has emerged. It’s not a man, nor a bird, but something far more enigmatic, something that has haunted the dreams and filled the gossip mills of West Virginia for decades. Yes, my friends, the Mothman has descended from his perch atop the Silver Bridge (or what’s left of it) to grace us with his sagacity in the form of an advice column.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “The Mothman? That harbinger of doom? The winged weirdo with eyes like burning coals?” But let’s not judge a cryptid by its reputation, shall we? After all, haven’t we all been a little misunderstood at some point? And who better to offer advice on the peculiarities of life in the Mountain State than a creature who’s seen it all, from UFO sightings to pepperoni roll cravings?

So, if you’re wrestling with a dilemma that’s as perplexing as the Mothman’s origins, or if you’re simply seeking a dose of wry humor with a side of the supernatural, then you’ve come to the right place. Welcome to “Ask the Mothman,” where your questions are answered with a blend of cryptic pronouncements, sardonic wit, and a touch of the otherworldly.

 

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Need Advice From Mothman?

Need advice that’s a little…cryptic? Struggling with the absurdities of modern life? Then contact Mothman! Our winged wonder is here to offer his unique perspective on everything from the mundane to the monstrous. (Side effects may include unexplained red eyes, sudden urges to build a bridge, and an overwhelming sense of dread.)  (Note: we are not responsible for any interdimensional travel or prophetic nightmares that may result.)